- In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
- Maths Teacher : If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Angel ,
3 to Rita and
4 to Tina
then what will u get????
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Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!
- Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.
They go with a White House officer to examine the fence.
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
- Surabhi caught her husband Ramesh searching high and low all around his living room.
Surabhi : "What are you searching for?"
Ramesh : "Hidden cameras!"
Surabhi : "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Ramesh : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star Movies channel. How does he know that?"
- Suveer: My mobile bill how much?
Call Center: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Suveer: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
- Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..
- The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
- Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . .
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tum...?? . . .
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . .
Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . .
Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun. . . .
Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..
- Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
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